who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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