hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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