I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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