in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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