I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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