is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I have fence marks all over my body
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
tell me about the fingering
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