is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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