normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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