in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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