I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
pop tarts are not kleenex
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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