i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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