Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I died a long time ago.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
