There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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