I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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