Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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