i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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