Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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