Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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