I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Randomize
