I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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