I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Enjoy the penises
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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