I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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