Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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