talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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