Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize
