well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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