I've blown a few things in my day
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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