I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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