apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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