i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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