Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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