Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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