it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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