We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well you can't waste a boner
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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