Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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