Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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