loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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