Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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