she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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