Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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