i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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