I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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