Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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