Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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