so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Randomize
