I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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