Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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