therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You are a genius and a whore.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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