Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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