If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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