Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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