Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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