do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
