Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He? As in you personified your dick?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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