what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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