You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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