She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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